I think I know what's wrong..maybe it's supposed to whistle when it's flying back to earth
Now I know where all the bad "brain genes" ended up in our family..eh,Cuz....
Gees..I gotta see the third one!
.Are you going to sell tickets to the encore?..Do you light M80s in your hand also?That should video pretty cool...
Let's see..third degree burns,a big dent alongside the head..I got a hunch why they chained the lid to the bottle
I wonder how many launched-lost bottle cap whistles(that didn't whistle) they had to replace before they got the chain idea.
Is your medical coverage up-to -date?Is your wife the beneficiary?When's that infamous "final garage sale" she's going to have with all your stuff?Can you tell us in advance of your next test so we can be at the garage sale the following weekend after your wake?
I've got a light beer one that sounds like an old fart..I'll send it to you if it'll save your life...
You do realize that video is supposed to be in this thread-
Please read this and think about it before your next test:
A Herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo and, when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as its slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills off brain cells. Naturally, the alcohol attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. As a result, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine..So let's all go have another one before your next test!
(but I do have more...