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Recommended when u turn 45 skids

Postby zelph » Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:52 pm

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:


1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'

3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'

4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'

5. 'You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married.'

6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'

7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'

8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'

9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'

11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'

12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'

And the best one of all..

13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'


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Re: Recommended when u turn 45 skids

Postby Skidsteer » Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:36 pm

I had a sigmoidoscopy at 35.

It's a similar procedure. Uses a video camera mounted to the end of an air compressor hose.

I hummed the Roto-Rooter jingle for days. One octave higher than usual.
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Re: Recommended when u turn 45 skids

Postby oops56 » Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:38 pm

Skidsteer wrote:I had a sigmoidoscopy at 35.

It's a similar procedure. Uses a video camera mounted to the end of an air compressor hose.

I hummed the Roto-Rooter jingle for days. One octave higher than usual.

Yep me too had to go back secound day ask if she going to that again. she said yes i walk out. Yep it was a female doctor.
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Re: Recommended when u turn 45 skids

Postby zelph » Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:18 am

Skidsteer wrote: I hummed the Roto-Rooter jingle for days. One octave higher than usual.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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