Operation Green Wool

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Operation Green Wool

Post by irrationalsolutions » Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:44 pm

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Objective:
Accuire gear without the wifes knowledge and/or interception.

Duration:
Indefinitely.

Reason:
The wife said no more gear until she gets something small and shiny.

Mission Overview:
Since the wife really has no idea what gear I already have i just have to get it in the house without her knowledge. Once the gear is with the rest of the gear she will never know.
“Do or do not... there is NO try.” Yoda

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Re: Operation Green Wool

Post by DarenN » Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:01 pm

deep in the night::::::::
she; hunny? were are you going?
he; 'sokay baby. gotta pee. getting older ya know.
she; mumble mumble snore.........
he; (bringin in the gear!!) :lol: :lol:

..........
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Re: Operation Green Wool

Post by realityguy » Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:13 pm

Objective:
Accuire gear without the wifes knowledge and/or interception.

Duration:
Indefinitely.

Reason:
The wife said no more gear until she gets something small and shiny.


Make her a nice polished popcan stove..I'm sure she'll love it!

Join the club!I just set up a Kelty Canyon IV4 person tent in my portion of the garage while she's in the house cookin'..just to see what I got today..Hope she doesn't walk in there(I'd be BUSTED!)... :lol:
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Re: Operation Green Wool

Post by realityguy » Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:24 pm

IR..I think you and I need to do some online garage sales..but unfortunately we'd probably just end up tradin'.. :lol:
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Re: Operation Green Wool

Post by zelph » Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:17 pm

yah!!!! get her a nice, small, shinny, pop can stove. See what she says :mrgreen:
http://www.woodgaz-stove.com/

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Re: Operation Green Wool

Post by irrationalsolutions » Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:52 pm

thats a good idea but i like my boy parts where they are.

i think she wants something that will cut glass. and before you say it a glass cutting bit wont make her cut either.
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Re: Operation Green Wool

Post by Ridgerunner » Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:12 pm

Use money orders for online purchases(no paper trail), then have item shipped to your place of employment in care of you(no chance of her intercepting at the mailbox or front door. It works ! OR have your brother or close friend make the purchase and ship to his place and pay him ! ;) :lol: :DP:
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Re: Operation Green Wool

Post by realityguy » Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:21 pm

Use money orders for online purchases(no paper trail), then have item shipped to your place of employment in care of you(no chance of her intercepting at the mailbox or front door. It works ! OR have your brother or close friend make the purchase and ship to his place and pay him ! ;) :lol: :DP:

Hmm..this sounds like the "voice of experience" talking.. :lol:
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Re: Operation Green Wool

Post by oops56 » Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:28 pm

realityguy wrote:Use money orders for online purchases(no paper trail), then have item shipped to your place of employment in care of you(no chance of her intercepting at the mailbox or front door. It works ! OR have your brother or close friend make the purchase and ship to his place and pay him ! ;) :lol: :DP:

Hmm..this sounds like the "voice of experience" talking.. :lol:
I got to say now we know who wears the pants :DP: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Operation Green Wool

Post by irrationalsolutions » Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:41 pm

its not so much as who wears the pants. i just dont want to start a fight. besides, if i want gear i buy it so it should stand to reason if she wants jewelry she can buy it. :o :twisted:


(now i really hope she doesnt pop in and read this)
“Do or do not... there is NO try.” Yoda

Luke "Whats in (out) there?" Yoda "Only what you take with you."

Luke "I can’t believe it." Yoda "That is why you Fail.”

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