A mustard holder

[oops56]

I dint like it when the mustard at the bottom have to turn over and wait for it to get to the tip. So a funnel cut to fit its always ready to go.

[zelph]

Looks like it'll work. I had the thought to put it in a plastic cup, a nice flame colored one, kinda fall color, maybe Thanksgiving colors.

[Pure Mahem]

The Best Way To Get Mustard To The Top Of The Bottle

Step 1: Make sure applicator tip is in the closed position

Step 2: Insert bottle into an actual sling shot with tip inserted through hole in the slings pouch

Step 3: Securte bottle in sling with some spare twine or Duct Tape

Step 4: Swirl Sling over your head in a circular motion like a mad man chasing down his meal in a survival situation

Step 5: Don't let go of the free end of the sling (it could result in a "mustard bomb")

Step 6: Stop swirling sling

Step 7: open aplicator tip and apply mustard to desired area for consumption

A sling type barometer could also be modified for same said purpose

[DarenN]

The Best Way To Get Mustard To The Top Of The Bottle

Step 1: Make sure applicator tip is in the closed position

Step 2: Insert bottle into an actual sling shot with tip inserted through hole in the slings pouch

Step 3: Securte bottle in sling with some spare twine or Duct Tape

Step 4: Swirl Sling over your head in a circular motion like a mad man chasing down his meal in a survival situation

Step 5: Don't let go of the free end of the sling (it could result in a "mustard bomb")

Step 6: Stop swirling sling

Step 7: open aplicator tip and apply mustard to desired area for consumption

A sling type barometer could also be modified for same said purpose

that sounds like way more fun than just propping the bottle upside down.

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[zelph]

I'd be tempted to let loose the one end and let er fly

Splatt, mustard bomb. Watched a movie last night where tomato juice bombs were used againds gobblins or grinches or whatever they were

[dlarson]

I think some marketing execs agree with you Oops.
French's (and probably some other brands) now sell mustard in containers like this.